Holy Shit!

Well well well....It appears as though people are actually reading this thing now. Fuck, now there's going to be expectations and the inevitable backlash of people telling me I've sold out or am not as funny or somesuchshit. Bring it on internet; I can take it.



So it's Friday, and I've got a three day weekend! Extra Fuck Yeah! My plans for the weekend are to take in the sights and sounds at this year's Riot Fest. Well, in all likelihood I won't be able to make to tonight's show, which really sucks because that means I'll be missing the Murder City Devils and the Dead Milkmen. Aw nuts! But I will be making it out for the Saturday and Sunday shows, so expect to hear a little bit about that on Tuesday, maybe Wednesday depending on my hangover status.



Speaking of hangover status; everyone should go over check out my friend Doug's blog! http://shutyerfuckingmouth.blogspot.com/

Doug is a man filled with rage who likes to drink. A lot. He's documenting every drink he has in the month of October! Will be able to make it through? Without going to jail or dying? Well, you'll just have to wait and see! Aha!



Peace out kids, I'll see you next week.



-Jon J

It's About Goddamn Time!

So NASA is finally getting off it's ass and doing something worthwhile for a change: BOMBING THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON! HELL YEAH! It' about goddamn time. Seriously, we've been running low on stuff to bomb on Earth. We've bombed deserts, forests, the tropics, oceans, islands and whatnot. We really are running out of options of stuff to bomb. We've bombed yellow people and brown people, it's about time we bomb some green people.

I hope this ushers in an entire new era of bombing stuff. Why stop at the moon? The sun's always been so fucking high and mighty, let's NUKE THAT SHIT! Mars, I've got my eye on you, ship up and mind your Ps and Qs and maybe you wont get a SCUD right on that nice red clay surface you've got there.

America: If you've got it, we'll bomb it.

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Alright, so anyway I actually think that this really is pretty awesome. The goal this particular mission is for NASA to create a large crater on the dark side of the moon, allowing their LCROSS spacecraft to check for signs of water on the moon; thus furthering our understanding of the make up of the moon and potentially finding resources that would allow a potential Lunar colony.

Fucking hell yeah motherfuckers.

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So the Lubatvitch have set up a Sukkah outside of the Daley center. You see, the Lubatvitch are an orthodox sect of Judaism and a Sukkah is a temporary hut thing that jews construct to celebrate Sukkot. It symbolizes the kind of hut things that jews had to live in when they were wondering around in the desert for forty years (no one wanted to ask for directions to Jerusalem). Whatever, that's cool and all. So they've got all these little Hasid kids running around, asking if you're jewish and than doing these prayer thing with a lemon and a twig. Well, somehow my jew-blood must of tripped their sensors and the kid came up to me yesterday and I did the prayer thing and held the lemon and the twig, just like when I was a kid. I honored my heritage and whatnot. But because Sukkot is a week long, now this kid is running up to me trying to get me to do it again. Dude, no offense, but I'm down with Lou. Both Reed and Lucifer, not so much with the Moses dude.

Bottom line: Leave me alone when I'm on a smoke break.

-Jon J