Friday, August 14, 2009

You want my honest opinion? I'm sure referring to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.

For anyone who's wondering, I am a nerd, a hardcore nerd. The most obvious sign of this affliction has been my life long obsession with Batman. I live, breath, eat and sleep Batman. He's been a lifelong guiding force for me, my own personnel savior so to speak. On the most part this results in largely wholesome endeavors, such as trips down to the comic book shop, wasting money on toys, watching the Dark Knight over and over again and such. But there's one element of this obsession that isn't so kid friendly.


I really want to fuck a girl dressed like Harley Quinn.

Now I know that I'm not the only fan boy out here who's fantasized about the Joker's main squeeze. Here's the best part though, since I'm Jon J the girl can call Mr. J and it will be accurate! Aha! So, anyway, if you know a girl who has a Harley Quinn costume and wants to get down, send her my way.

Thank you and good night.




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